We got a prank call at Walmart today. The hysteric caller described herself as a blind lady named April, long blonde hair, who was lost in our store. She said her seeing-eye dog had run away from her. We paged April over the speaker system. The department managers were scurrying, searching for this blind lady crying in some corner who lost in this non-Supercenter store.
Things just didn't add up. A seeing-eye dog does not run away from their person. And we lost the call two different times. The department managers, or somebody, would have seen her. And how would she get in the back of the store anyway? The dog would have led her there. But no dog had entered the store.
It was believable at the time, but our Customer Service Manager said she felt silly. These kinds of pranks are not really funny - or at least at the time they're not.
That was the highlight of my day at Walmart as a cashier. Thanks for reading and let me know your thoughts.
Brandon
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Showing posts with label the funny things in life. Show all posts
Showing posts with label the funny things in life. Show all posts
Friday, January 13, 2012
Friday, July 15, 2011
The funny things in life
This packet of scissors has a seal claiming they are guaranteed forever. Say what? Haha. I know it's just marketing and they are just telling how durable they are, but nothing last forever.
I couldn't help but think about the future. It's all gonna burn one day.
On an entirely different subject, here is an amusing thing I saw in the men's restroom at my college.
The sticker says to "Pull Down With Two Hands." What, you mean the entire dispenser? haha. That's what I thought of. Heehee. :D
I couldn't help but think about the future. It's all gonna burn one day.
"But the day of the Lord will come as a thief in the night, in which the heavens will pass away with a great noise, and the elements will melt with fervent heat; both the earth and the works that are in it will be burned up." 2 Peter 3:10, The Bible (NKJV)
On an entirely different subject, here is an amusing thing I saw in the men's restroom at my college.
The sticker says to "Pull Down With Two Hands." What, you mean the entire dispenser? haha. That's what I thought of. Heehee. :D
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